Hey everyone, sorry for the late post. I was working on some #badpoetry and I realized that this whole month was National Poetry Month. Talk about an epic fail having just learned that a few days ago!
Anyways, here are some of my #badpoetry. I will be posting them here first and then I will be putting them on Twitter. I know, slight change of plans. Here we go:
Iron Man’s red
Captain America’s blue
You would be too if
Tony turned on you
#CivilWar #badpoetry
Spiderman swings through air without a care
Swift like a bird, graceful and true
Too bad it didn’t save his Uncle, who knew?
#SpidermanNoComing #badpoetry
Gamora is green
Yondu is blue
Groot is a tree
Rocket Raccon...I mean trash panda
#GoTGv2 #badpoetry
Assemble the league of truth and justice
One Super man and a Wonderful Woman
With a vigilante, a merman, and two teenagers too!
#JusticeLeague #badpoetry
One woman will stand in 1942
For justice, freedom and feminism too!
Like a female Tarzan without body issues.
#WonderWoman #badpoetry
Dark as day, bright as night
Too bad Batman never carried a nightlight
If he did, then he would learn.
That his parents are still dead. That’s it. Goodnight.
#BatmanDarkKnight #badpoetry
His light was green
So was his ring
He could make anything
So he made the movie flop
#greenlantern #badpoetry
Some days are tough, others are tougher
Logan had the toughest,
Dealing with old Xavier’s dementia.
#Logan #badpoetry
X-Men of Future
X-Men of Past
Either kill each other
Or take out the trash
#X-Men #badpoetry
Roses like Deadpool
Deadpool likes roses
Because they remind him of Cancer.
Car wrecks, explosions.
#notDeadpool #badpoettry
SHUT UP STAN LEE
He doubled his fee
Another cameo is coming
And the producers know its not free
#StanLee #badpoetry
Black Widow, Black Widow
Where could she be?
Not hanging with Hulk
In the old kissing tree…
#SadHulk #badpoetry
Thor was strong. Mighty and wise,
Never succumbing to the American French Fries
He may be charming, cunning, and cute
But it won't save him from Hulk's enormous size.
#ThorRagnok #badpoetry
My friends call me Robin.
My real name is Dick.
At least that’s what they call me,
When they beat me with sticks…
#PoorDickGrayson #badpoetry
These are just a few I have so far (not all of them get photos FYI) and I plan to update throughout the year as I think of some. I will post a few on Twitter with the Guardians one probably next week. Let me know your thoughts on the #badpoetry and let me know if you would like to see this continue. Feel free to make your own as well. Its actually a lot of fun!
Also, I plan to make it up to everyone with another post this Thursday since I missed Friday. What it will be is still a mystery...for both of us.
-J.J.
