How I used Pixar's Forumula to Create a Short Story

A few months ago, I announced that I had written a short story for a children's anthology. It is my first short story that I have ever gotten published, so for me, it's quite exciting. However, I never mentioned how I came up with the story.

At the Minnesota Writing Conference, I signed up for a critique session of my first 10 pages with Madeline Smoot at CBAY Books. At the end of the awesome session, she mentioned that she does anthologies every so often. She had a few requirements, mostly based on the idea of monsters in hiding. It sounded like a cool idea, but I didn't have anything at the time. Plus, I was really focused on my work-in-progress novel. It was maybe a week or two after I got back from the Minnesota Writing Conference that I started to think about the anthology. Then, one day I was just surfing around Twitter and I saw a post about Khan Academy's collaboration with Pixar called, "Pixar in a Box."

Pixar in a Box is a class that goes behind-the-scenes to show how Pixar creatives go about creating animated movies. Much of the free course covers animation, since Pixar is an animation studio, but they have one relatively large section on the art of storytelling.

I went through a few sections to see how they went about creating stories. Throughout the videos and activities, I often saw references to the movie, Monster's Inc. I remember as a kid watching it in the theaters and how scared Mike and Sulley were of little Boo. It got me thinking about monsters and children in stories, and how they interact with one another.

Once I hit the video, "What if...," the story immediately hit me.

I wanted to see monsters in a different light. I wanted to focus more on children's acceptance of monsters, communication differences, and development of a relationship.

While writing, I kept reminding myself of some major elements of Disney's formula.

At first glance, a majority would think Pixar stories followed the tried and true method of the Hero's Journey. In some cases, this is true. However, Pixar's approach is unique. The major elements that I find are quintessential to a great Pixar film are focused on three main areas:

  1. Emotion
  2. Dreams
  3. Real Life

Emotion - Connecting to the Characters

Emotion, in any story, is necessary to gain the audience's attention and investment. Emotion is in every story, but Pixar makes it unique. A few years ago, Emma Coats, a Pixar story artist, posted some Pixar story basics to Twitter. The one that kept hitting me was:

"If you were your character, in this situation, how would you feel? Honesty lends credibility to unbelievable situations."

This was the approach I took to not only developing the main character, but the monster as well. My hope is people draw on their own experiences when reading the story and connect with the characters in their own way.

Dreams - Asking the "What If... "questions

When looking at a story, especially in realms of science fiction and fantasy, dreaming is required. A great way to get started is asking a "What If..." question. Sanjay Patel, Animator/Storyboard Artist, explains what a "What If..." question does:

"It shuts down the logic part of your brain and lets you engage in the dream part of your brain and somehow it opens up the doors to imagination."
- Sanjay Patel, Animator/Storyboard Artist

Making stories based off this type of question is powerful to not only get started, but to keep the momentum once you get stuck. It helps to create a bounce board of ideas to developing a story.

For my story, the "What If..." question I asked was, "What if monsters couldn't speak?"

I encourage others to use this technique when writing stories.

Real Life - Write what you know

What connects the previous two areas together, and creates a great story, is the real world. Peter Doctor, director of Monster's Inc, Up, and Inside Out, said it best when talking about the old saying, "Write what you know":

"Well, what that actually means is, yeah, go ahead and write about monsters and explosions and car chases, but put something into it that talks about your own life."

In fantasy, it's easy to replicate similar tropes and ideas that have come before, even on accident. Putting some real life into a story, I feel, not only makes it easier to avoid, but make the story feel genuine. It helps an audience connect with the characters and make the dream like circumstances of the story seem honest.

It also makes the story uniquely your own.

That is how my short story came to be and how I used Pixar's formula. I took elements that relied on adding emotion and honesty as the drivers for a fantasy story, basing it in the real world.

There is no right or wrong way to do it. You might be doing it right now with a story you are writing. The way I did it may be different for you, or it may be the same. Either way, the best part of Pixar's formula is there really isn't one. They are just being honest, writing about life, in a way we can all relate to.

That's how storytelling is meant to be.

-J.J.

Storyclock Notebook: How it works and why it’s awesome!

When I first heard about this on Twitter earlier this year, I knew it was going to be something useful.  A small, simple tool to help bring order to my internal chaos of runaway story ideas? I am totally in! That tool was the Storyclock Notebook.

Storyclock Notebook

What is the Storyclock Notebook?

The Storyclock notebook is a research and development tool that helps writers organize their ideas and find gaps in their stories. For screenwriters (which were the intended audience) it helps them get a bird’s eye view of their story to really nail down the details of the story. Created by Seth Worley, a Los Angeles-based director/writer, he drew up the idea for the Storyclock out of his own frustration with half-baked ideas, but no story to put them to. Starting out on Kickstarter, the Storyclock Notebook decimated their intended goal and kept everyone in the loop about the progress.

When I saw the Storyclock, I knew I could use this for preparing and organizing my own stories, whether it’s a short story, a novel, or even a screenplay.

Why is it Awesome?

For an interview video with the tool's creator, click the photo.

For an interview video with the tool's creator, click the photo.

Outside of the fact that Seth Worley made it? Not much. Just kidding. What makes it great is the ability to organize and develop a story all in one place. For people like me that occasionally struggle with keeping all my ideas straight, this tool will add a much-needed focus to crafting stronger, sharper stories. It also gives me a more visual way of looking at the story. It doesn’t just feel like a block a text. It feels like fleshed out, beat for beat, story. It helps me play out the story like a movie in my head.

So, where are they now? The Kickstarter ended a few months ago and are just starting to move into the shipping process of the physical copy. For those who backed it, a digital copy has already been received along with a hilarious, 80’s VHS inspired tutorial. Seth is always one for surprises!

If you want to learn more about the Storyclock Notebook, check out Storyclock.co.

Also, I was not sponsored or asked to promote this product. I just believe in it's use and think it could be a great tool in a writer's journey. I recommend using it next time you want to organize your ideas and create a strong, yet flexible foundation for your story.

-J.J.

New Website!

Did you notice anything different today? Probably the vastly changed layout right? Well, I wanted to improve the layout of the website to make it easier for you to navigate and so here it is! Now you can find my blog, newsletter, and short stories on the top navigation bar.

Yes, you read that right. Short stories. I have one short story currently getting published and will be released on October 1st, 2017. You can still pre-order on Amazon to get your Paperback copy! I also added a free short story section. Last year I had a limited release of the Halloween story and I thought it would be nice to simply put it back on the website for everyone. I hope to add more free short stories in the future, but my focus is to get more published in anthologies, magazines, etc. It helps to get stories out to larger audiences and share with people I may not otherwise be able to reach through Twitter and my website alone.

Super excited to have a fresh, new layout, but I want to know what you think? Do you like it? Anything I need to improve or change?

Please let me know in the comments below so I can make the best possible website for all of you!

-J.J.

Comic Con 2017 - What I am excited for and you should be too!

Comic Con 2017 is almost here! With preview night later today, I wanted to talk about two upcoming movies I am excited to hear more about. There is so much going on at Comic Con that I can't possibly cover it all, so I will only cover a little taste of it. So, let's just jump right in.

MOVIES:

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Marvel movies are nearly the staple of Comic Con the last few years. This year may be the most hyped year yet. The biggest one, which was already shown at D23 this year, is Avengers: Infinity War. I am really hoping (more like expecting) to see a trailer released at some point in Hall H during Comic Con. If it is anything like the Infinity War comic book series, it is going to be a non-stop action thrill ride!

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The other movie that I am excited to learn more about, which I think has been flying under the radar, is Ready Player One. In case you are not familiar, Ready Player One is a novel written by Ernest Cline about a young boy named Wade Watts who searches for an Easter egg inside a virtual game that contains the vast fortune of the game creator, James Halliday. It is an awesome book that I highly recommend if you are into video games and 80's nostalgia. Why I am excited for this movie? Ready Player One will be directed by the amazing director, Steven Spielberg. What makes it even better is the movie will also be written by the novelist Ernest Cline.

Fun Fact: Ernest Cline has written screenplays before, his most well-known work among some Star Wars nerds like myself was Fanboys.

Those are just the two that I am super excited for, but there is so much going on throughout the week and into the weekend. What are you most excited about for Comic Con 2017? Let me know in the comments or on Twitter! - J.J.

I am back...and I'm PUBLISHED!!!

Remember a few blogs ago I mentioned I had a big surprise? Well, this is the surprise. I will have my first short story published in the anthology, "The Monsters Hiding in Your Closet."

The Monsters Hiding In Your Closet

The anthology is about monsters that can be found in your closet. Well, maybe not your closet, but somebodies. There are 10 stories in total, all geared to children 9-12 years old, but I think teens and parents could enjoy them as well!

I have been waiting a few months to officially announce this and I am beyond excited to finally see the anthology come together. Right now, it is in the process of heading off to print.

The anthology drops October 1st, but you can pre-order the anthology here on Amazon.

Now that I am back after a month of near silence, I hope to bring some more comic book reviews your way. I am going to push my original timelines back a bit, focusing on a blog per month.

Why?

Because I want to bring quality content together and I feel like a full month gives me the time to actually deliver. Longer, more focused content around comics, movies, and writing. Hopefully more content you want to see. For example, do you want to learn about how to network with other writers or how I got involved in publishing a short story to an anthology? I can answer questions like that.

So, please leave a response in the comments what you would like to see more of. More comic book reviews? Writing Prompts? Challenges?

Let me know and I can start getting you the content you would like to see. You can email me, but the best ways to get in touch are through the comment section below and my Twitter: @JjLahr.

-J.J.

Great Opening Lines and How to Make Them

Have you ever read a comic book or graphic novel and the first opening line of dialogue blew you away? The answer is probably no right? Comic books are visual by nature. More should be shown through visuals vs words. But, what if you could have a comic book that really hit you with words?

Simon Spurrier is a great writer who can use a well placed line to drive the story, along with Mark Millar and Max Landis. Yet, its the opening lines that I feel go under polished.

If I ever make a comic book, I would want to try using a great opening line accompanied by a strong image to get people excited. Here are some great opening lines from novels that really demonstrate what I am talking about:

  • "A screaming comes across the sky." - Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
  • "Mother died today." - Albert Camus, The Stranger
  • "They shoot the white girls first." - Toni Morrison, Paradise
  • "It was one hell of a night to throw away a baby." - Julia Spencer-Fleming, In the Bleak Midwinter

The last one made me laugh out loud for some reason. I don't know why. Anyway, these opening lines are great for bringing the reader into an emotional part of the story. Most of these examples are pretty sad, but they have a pull to them that makes people want to read more. It breeds curiosity.

To make your own, whether it be for a comic book, short story, or even a novel, think of the story's setting or character and create a line that is the opposite of what the story is about. Its all about the unexpected. For example, "It was love at first sight."

Catch-22

It sounds like a pretty common phrase, but I bet you would never guess that it was the opening line to Joseph Keller's Catch-22. Give people something unexpected

I think opening with an unexpected, gut-punching line can really put the reader of the comic (or any story) in a great mindset for the story and lead them into the world. Sure, you could say that is the point of the visuals, but sometimes a line with a visual can make a story so much better.

What are your thoughts on this? Do you have even better opening lines? Please let me know in the comments.

Some of you might be wondering why I have not posted a blog in two weeks...and then lead with a more writing focused post? Well, I have big news coming up. Something unexpected. If you are on the newsletter, you will know first (in a few short days). So, if you want to know what the big reveal is, sign up for that newsletter!

Comic Book Review - Green Arrow

Green Arrow Popart

Happy Free Comic Book Day! Hope everyone has enjoyed reading comics on this great, lazy Saturday. 

If you can't figure out who today's comic book review is on, I suggest reading some DC comics. You should be able to find him quickly. It's also rated T for Teen if anyone cares.

Anyways, this comic book review is on the April 2016 Green Arrow comic titled, "Primal Instincts"

BACKSTORY:

I will keep it brief: He's got Werewolf AIDS after being bitten by biker gang leader, Dolph "Big Bad Wolf" Marrock. The people infected are called Warg's, which is ironically the just another term for wolf. Green Arrow was bitten by Marrock has contracted a Lukos infection that causes him to act out with wolf-like primal instincts, hence the name. If you want more details, check out this article by Dan Avery on NewNowNext.

STORY:

The Patriots, a rebellious, KKK looking group (not the football team), had just been cleared by the courts of any wrongdoing at a recent Midnight Parade attack that targeted Wargs. Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) is frustrated with the decision, knowing they let a dangerous group walk free.

Storyteller: Benjamin Percy, Art: Szymon Kudranski, Colorist: Gabe Eltaeb, Letterer: Rob Leigh, Cover: Szymon Kudranski; Variant Cover: Neal Adams, Jim Lee, and Alex Sinclair; Group Editor: Brian Cunningham; Editor: Harvey Richards

Storyteller: Benjamin Percy, Art: Szymon Kudranski, Colorist: Gabe Eltaeb, Letterer: Rob Leigh, Cover: Szymon Kudranski; Variant Cover: Neal Adams, Jim Lee, and Alex Sinclair; Group Editor: Brian Cunningham; Editor: Harvey Richards

The story jumps to a restaurant where Oliver is conducting a business deal for researches on developing carbon nanotubes. Oliver lets his business partner do most of the talking, distracted by a Korean gangster known as Kraken.

Kraken leaves for the bathroom and Oliver follows him just as he is starting to lose control of himself. Queen attacks Kraken, tackling him out a window onto the dining room floor. Kraken shoots back at him and runs to the back alley to escape, his limo patiently and predictably waiting for him.

Before Oliver can chase after him, he is suddenly shot with tranq arrow...by Emiko. Emiko, his sister, takes him back to their base of operations and injects him with Lukonex to settle the symptoms.

Meanwhile, at the New Christian Church and Outreach Center, the Patriots begin to plot on how to get Dolph Marrock out of solitary confinement and allow him to cause havoc in the city.

Oliver, having a renewed sense of determination, readies for war with Dolph upon hearing word he just escaped from prison.

IMPRESSIONS:

I thought the story was okay. It wasn't my favorite and sort of misleading. the cover alone (a sweet Neal Adams variant cover) had me thinking it was going to be a Green Arrow vs Green Lantern fight. There is no Green Lantern in this story at all.

The overall story also seems to be a rather safe interpretation of the KKK and white supremacist groups vs a liberal (or even LGBT) society. The Dan Avery article above brings some interesting insight into that and although I don't fully agree with the every point, I do feel the story was chunky. Not bad, but it could have done more build in the beginning of the story to impact the ending better. That being said, I probably should have read the first one in the series.

The art by Szymon Kudranski in combination with Gabe Eltaeb color work and Rob Leigh's lettering really made the story visually interesting. Especially with the montage escape scene of Dolph. I think the story does more good than bad overall.

I'll give the comic one scared Green Arrow. Even though he is on a war path, part of me feels he would be somewhat scared.

Again, sorry for the late review. I just passed my drone test this week so I have been behind on basically everything. Will try not to do that again and maybe next week I will do a small article on drones. They are pretty cool! -J.J.

Green Arrow - Scared

National Superhero Day - Do Something!

National Superhero Day is here and its time to celebrate! Honoring the superheroes in our lives that made us who we are, whether fictional or real, is important. So, today, I challenge everyone who has a special superhero in their life to take them to lunch or maybe just say thank you. So, if your superhero is Batman, maybe read a Batman comic book (or say thanks to Ben Affleck, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and the numerous other Batman's in the world).

Does anyone remember when Krispy Kreme's gave away free donuts? The creamy glaze glistening off the smooth golden brown bread. If only donuts were healthy foods...

Does anyone remember when Krispy Kreme's gave away free donuts? The creamy glaze glistening off the smooth golden brown bread. If only donuts were healthy foods...

If you have a real superhero: family member, teacher, veteran, etc. take them out for a meal or just hangout with them. I know I am going to hangout today (and this weekend) with my favorite superhero, my brother. I always enjoy hanging out with him and he has always been a positive influence on my life. He keeps me motivated to work hard at pursuing my writing passions. So, to all those superheroes out there: "Thank You for being Awesome!"

-J.J.

Happy Alien Day!

Not the alien you were expecting, right?

Not the alien you were expecting, right?

It's Alien Day! And not the cute kind of alien either (although I much prefer the cute ones). Today is about the movie franchise, Alien. The reason behind the day is actually interesting. The day was picked based on the 1986 movie, Aliens. In the movie, the moon the crew arrives on was unnamed and was temporarily known as, LV-426. The number translates to the American (not European) date of April 26th or 4/26. 

Pretty cool, huh? Anyways, in honor of the day, Alien: Covenant released a prologue video about what happened after the movie, Prometheus. You will need to watch the movie first to understand it, but I found the short really cool! Also, if it wasn't obvious, Alien is not for little kids. None of them are...

That's my short (and somewhat late) post for today. An apology post so to speak. Expect another one on Friday and I hope to get a bit more consistent moving forward. 

Next week, I also hope to have another comic book review so keep your eyes peeled for another post. 

-J.J.

National Poetry Month - Bad Superhero Poems

Hey everyone, sorry for the late post. I was working on some #badpoetry and I realized that this whole month was National Poetry Month. Talk about an epic fail having just learned that a few days ago!

Anyways, here are some of my #badpoetry. I will be posting them here first and then I will be putting them on Twitter. I know, slight change of plans. Here we go:

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Iron Man’s red
Captain America’s blue
You would be too if
Tony turned on you

#CivilWar #badpoetry

Spiderman swings through air without a care
Swift like a bird, graceful and true
Too bad it didn’t save his Uncle, who knew?

#SpidermanNoComing #badpoetry

Gamora is green
Yondu is blue
Groot is a tree
Rocket Raccon...I mean trash panda

#GoTGv2 #badpoetry

Assemble the league of truth and justice
One Super man and a Wonderful Woman
With a vigilante, a merman, and two teenagers too!

#JusticeLeague #badpoetry

One woman will stand in 1942
For justice, freedom and feminism too!
Like a female Tarzan without body issues.

#WonderWoman #badpoetry

Dark as day, bright as night
Too bad Batman never carried a nightlight
If he did, then he would learn.
That his parents are still dead. That’s it. Goodnight.

#BatmanDarkKnight #badpoetry

His light was green
So was his ring
He could make anything
So he made the movie flop

#greenlantern #badpoetry

Some days are tough, others are tougher
Logan had the toughest,
Dealing with old Xavier’s dementia.

#Logan #badpoetry

X-Men of Future
X-Men of Past
Either kill each other
Or take out the trash

#X-Men #badpoetry

Roses like Deadpool
Deadpool likes roses
Because they remind him of Cancer.
Car wrecks, explosions.

#notDeadpool #badpoettry

SHUT UP STAN LEE
He doubled his fee
Another cameo is coming
And the producers know its not free

#StanLee #badpoetry

Black Widow, Black Widow
Where could she be?
Not hanging with Hulk
In the old kissing tree…

#SadHulk #badpoetry

Thor was strong. Mighty and wise,
Never succumbing to the American French Fries
He may be charming, cunning, and cute
But it won't save him from Hulk's enormous size.

#ThorRagnok #badpoetry

 


My friends call me Robin.
My real name is Dick.
At least that’s what they call me,
When they beat me with sticks…

#PoorDickGrayson #badpoetry

 

These are just a few I have so far (not all of them get photos FYI) and I plan to update throughout the year as I think of some. I will post a few on Twitter with the Guardians one probably next week. Let me know your thoughts on the #badpoetry and let me know if you would like to see this continue. Feel free to make your own as well. Its actually a lot of fun! 

Also, I plan to make it up to everyone with another post this Thursday since I missed Friday. What it will be is still a mystery...for both of us.

-J.J.

Star Wars Celebration 2017 - Highlights

The Force is with a couple thousand people in Orlando as the Star Wars Celebration is under way. Starting yesterday and racing through the weekend, this celebration is about all things Star Wars and I for one couldn’t be happier. I won’t be able to talk about all of it, so I recommend either streaming it or searching on their website for way more information. If you’re looking for highlights, continue on.

On Thursday, they had meet & greets and autograph signings with legendary Star Wars actors ranging from rogue Jeremy Bulloch and suave Billy Dee Williams to the emotionally fragile Hayden Christensen. I give Hayden crap, but I actually like him in Star Wars and Jumper. Probably an unpopular opinion, but its mine and you can't have it...maybe.

They look like great friends!

They look like great friends!

In addition, panels looked at the 40 years of Star Wars, discussed behind the scenes, collectibles, and incredible stories. Fandom was also on display with a large amount of groups holding their meetups such as costume & cosplay experts like the 501st Legion and Mandalorian Mercs. The day also included a touching tribute to the late, great Carrie Fisher.

On Friday, it was much bigger. We received a first look at the new The Last Jedi poster and more importantly, THE LAST JEDI TEASER TRAILER! I had to avoid all social media until I was able to enjoy the trailer on a screen bigger than my cell phone.

To me, it will be tough to top this. Even with an author round-table of the Star Wars books and Del Rey. The Last Jedi was probably the most anticipated teaser trailer of the year (at least in my mind) and it brings a lot of different thoughts and feelings to this amazing universe. Mostly positive and a lot of questions. Here's looking at you Mr. Hamil!

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

On Saturday, a sneak peak of Star Wars Rebels: Season 4 will be shown, but there is something cooler than that coming out that day. Star Wars Battlefront 2 will also be premiered! I already saw the teaser, but it will be exciting to hear more about the game and how they improved it. Hoping we can play as clone troopers and droidekas!

Video ends at 30 seconds. Probably leaked...just saying.

On Sunday, the big end to the event will be the closing ceremony, which I hope includes a special surprise that nobody expects. I don’t see that enough in big events like these. Part of me is wondering if it could be some early footage of the Han Solo movie (obviously nowhere near done).

If a five-day event filled with passionate fans and amazing panels/speakers isn’t enough to convince you that this Star Wars Celebration was awesome, nothing will. That’s okay though, I appreciate the honesty.

Let me know your thoughts in the comments about what you would like to see, saw, and/or enjoyed about the Star Wars Celebration coverage. Remember, you can watch it live on their YouTube channel.

-J.J.

Comic Book Review - Klaus

Created and written by Grant Morrison, Illustrated by Dan Mora, Letters by Ed Dirkshire, Designer: Scott Newman, Editors: Eric Harburn & Matt Gagnon

Created and written by Grant Morrison, Illustrated by Dan Mora, Letters by Ed Dirkshire, Designer: Scott Newman, Editors: Eric Harburn & Matt Gagnon

For those of curious minds, this comic book review is on the second issue of Klaus (not the 1st). I get comic books at random from my comic book store. I could ask for comic books in order, but I prefer the adventure of finding random ones. 

Anyways, in this review I will not be covering the events in the first issue of the 7 part series, so I recommend reading the first one if you like reading in order. 

STORY:

The story takes place in a walled-off city, controlled by a profit-seeking king named Lord Magnus. After cancelling Yuletime, Klaus (known by the people as the Yuletime Spirit) infiltrates the castle to bring toys to the kids of the city. Klaus goes non-lethal Assassin's Creed on the guards at night, raising alarms across the city. In the morning, all the kids of the city are greeted with toys and play in the streets with the reanimated toys. Toy birds flew through the air, windup frogs hopped around the snowy streets, singing echoed through the square. Pretty magical. 

Then, the evil Lord Magnus confiscated all the toys and gave them to his son, Jonas, who was confined to his castle due to illness. Lord Magnus orders his troops to find the "Yuletime Spirit" and kill him. Before night falls, Jonas is angry with the toys as they did not come to life for him. Simple, lifeless toys made of painted woods.

At night, Klaus attempts his escape beating up a few guards and turning the gigantic warrior of the town, Olav, into a snowman. Klaus quickly tries to escape at the gate, but finds it locked. He turns around to be faced with a pack dogs, followed closely by guards. The story leaves on the cliff hanger line: "And a Merry Yuletime to you, too..."

IMPRESSIONS

I really enjoyed the story. Based on the cover, I was expecting a gritty Game of Thrones meets Logan Christmas tale. It had touches of Game of Thrones (being thrown into a medieval world and all), but the artwork was both dark and colorful. Night scenes felt like it was darker, grittier world. In the morning, especially with the toys, the colors were brighter and filled with hope. The artwork matched the theme and progression of the story beats. For me, the artwork made the story much more engaging than other comics I have read.

The writing was slick and wasn't overly reliant on older styles of language like some fantasy/sword & shield type stories can be. It was an interesting way to write it, more similar to screenplay. All members involved really did a fantastic job. Dan Mora & Scott Newman had awesome artwork and design for the piece. Ed Dirkshire had a subtle touch to the letters that I think goes unnoticed too often. It helped drive the story while not being in the way. And of course, the story was well-written and crafted in a way that makes you want to read more.

OVERALL:

Its a great story that wasn't that violent. I mean nobody died...except maybe the people thrown off the wall. They might have died, but if they rolled after they hit the ground they could life...with a limp. I would recommend this story for those who are looking for a short, simple series for the holiday season. It might be better to get started tracking it down now before the holidays and cold winter roll around again in a five to six months. Or maybe you want to cool off in the summer...its up to you. I'll give Klaus 4.5 snowballs!

Snowballs 4.5 out of 5

Winter is done...not the review.

Hey, you know two weeks ago when I said you would have a comic book review? Well...its not done yet. Belated April Fools! I don't think that's a thing, but it should be. I hope to have it done tomorrow morning for everyone. Sorry for the delay! It will once again be an older comic, but a good one!

Santa decided Rudolph was going to lead his sleigh no more...at least the wolf has a red nose.

Santa decided Rudolph was going to lead his sleigh no more...at least the wolf has a red nose.

I will also be putting out some #badpoetry in a few days, so keep an eye on my Twitter: @Jjlahr. What is #badpoetry? Its bad poetry...not much else to it. For those individuals who want to win over a man or women with clever words, this is definitely NOT the way to do it. However, if you want a challenge, feel free to try mine out. I have a bunch made up and some are worse than other (which is the point). The theme is: Comic Books.

You will be able to see all of them on the blog and each day I will put out one on Twitter. 

So, make sure to get up early for the review! Okay, lets be honest, it will probably be up around Noon. Sleep in and enjoy the weekend!

 -J.J.

Justice League - Trailer drops tomorrow!

Super short blog post today. I am excited about the Justice League movie and a new trailer is dropping...tomorrow! So, I tracked down the song from the trailer. Feel free to listen as I found it to be weird and utterly awesome! Had a Borderlands meets Boondock Saints vibe to it.

My two most anticipated characters from the new Justice League film are, hands down, The Flash and Aquaman. Aquaman finally looks legit and I think the casting was excellent for his part. Tough and menacing. The Flash is a character I remember the most from the animated series in the 90's that had a mouth nearly as fast as he was. I feel like this Flash will have a fun, quirky style that people are going to love. Similar Tom Holland's Spider-man. 

I hope to have another comic book review in two weeks, so keep your eyes peeled. I will reveal the character on my next post. Also, there is some exciting news coming in the coming months that I am excited to share with everyone! Until then, have a great weekend!

-J.J.

Best Superpower in the World - Luck!

If you are reading this you are most likely under the drinking age, don't like going outside, or have a rational fear of clovers. Or all three. Regardless, I thank you. If you are reading this AFTER St. Patrick's Day, please leave a comment about how it went. I hope it went well.

Anyways, I was going to talk about Irish superheroes or superheroes who wear a green costumes. As you might of guessed, everyone beat me to it (CBR is always on the ball).

So, today I will be talking about how the four-leaf clover is the Best Superpower in the World!

"So you're saying there's a chance..." - Lloyd Christmas

"So you're saying there's a chance..." - Lloyd Christmas

The four-leaf clover is a rare variation of the common three leaf clover with a lot of cultural tradition attached to it. How rare is a four leaf clover you may ask? Well, approximately, for every 10,000 three leaf-clovers, there is four four-leaf clovers. The odds aren't great for the little guy.

The rarity played a big factor in bringing about traditions that have been passed on for generations. The four leaves stand for: Hope, Faith, Love, and Luck. The idea is pretty simple: If a person who possesses a four-leaf clover, they gain luck and goodwill. I should've held on to mine...

Yet, what makes a four-leaf clover the best superpower in the world are two factors:

  1. It can't be controlled by outside forces.
  2. It works in your favor...and against your enemy.

The superhero, Shamrock, is a great example of how luck was an awesome superpower. From my knowledge, she was never defeated in combat. If it wasn't her perfect timing, it was her enemies mishaps. Nothing could go right for her enemies. The best part was nobody could weaken or stop her power. If they tried, luck would bail her out of a jam.

Now, if you don't think consider that a superpower (which is fair to argue), then she really is not that special. She has no skills or powers outside of luck. But, she didn't take crap from nobody.

So that was my short take on why I think the four-leaf clover (A.K.A. Luck) is the best superpower in the world. I would love to hear your thoughts. Do you agree? Do you militantly disagree? Or did you find this a waste of your time?

Let me know in the comments. I am still working on seeing what you, the reader, want to see from this blog. So, please be vocal. Squealing kids get the onion rings...or something like that.

Regardless, have a safe and fun St. Patrick's Day! If you don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day, have a great weekend!

-J.J.

The Worst Superheros...Ever.

Everyone enjoys watching a great hero. Someone who stands up for what is right in the darkest hour, even if the hero in question has their own flaws (even more interesting then). But, what happens when we have heroes that we don't really want to root for?

I looked up a few superheros that had less than spectacle attitudes, powers, etc. but the best article to display horrible heroes would be an old Dorkshelf article called, "Top 10 Superheroes Way Lamer Than Aquaman." 

After reading the article, I agree with pretty much all of them. Except Squirrel Girl, but that's because I like Squirrel Girl. 

Anyways, I just thought of an ensemble comic book idea that could be equally stupid as it would be hilarious. 

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I kind of want to know if that would be a good superhero story, so I may try my hand at a little fan fiction. I am not 100% sure yet, but it could be a fun little project. Still, my favorite horrible superhero would be none of these amazing characters. It would be...

Red Bee and his trusty sidekick, Michael. I can't even make this up!

Red Bee and his trusty sidekick, Michael. I can't even make this up!

Red Bee

Red Bee is a pretty horrible character. His only ability is to control swarms of bees. Outside of his useless ability, Red Bee has a "stinger gun" and a pet bee named Michael. Michael literally lives in Red Bee's belt and is only used for "special" situations. I shutter at the thought that a bee would be anyway near my body, let alone my belt. 

Hopefully, you learned a little bit about horrible superheroes to impress your friends, because I can almost guarantee your girlfriend/boyfriend does not care.

Let me know in the comments what your favorite horrible superheroes are and if you would like me to write a short fan fiction story about horrible heroes. 

-J.J. 

Comic Book Review - The New Incredible Hulk - 1990

I can't believe new and 1990 are in the same universe anymore #anotheryearolderCreated by: Stan Lee, Written by: Peter David, Designed by: Dale Keown, Bob McLeod, Joe Rosen, Glynis Oliver, Edits by: Bobbie Chase, and finally the Psychotherapist: Tom…

I can't believe new and 1990 are in the same universe anymore #anotheryearolder

Created by: Stan Lee, Written by: Peter David, Designed by: Dale Keown, Bob McLeod, Joe Rosen, Glynis Oliver, Edits by: Bobbie Chase, and finally the Psychotherapist: Tom DeFalco

As a warning: SPOILERS AHEAD! 

Story:

The story begins with Bruce Banner stuck inside his own mind with both versions of the Hulk (Grey Hulk and Green Hulk) and Doc Samson. Attempting to help Bruce with his mental issues, Doc helps Bruce challenge his past and face his fears and emotions. Each time Bruce attempts to confront his emotional childhood involving the death of his mother, Rebecca Banner, Bruce and the Hulk's are attacked by an Xenomorph-looking creature (a visual representation of his Dad). 

Seeking additional help, fearing Bruce has withdrawn deeper into his multiple personality disorder (MPD), Doc Samson asks the help of Ring-Master, a.k.a. "Maynard Tiboldt," to hypnotize him further.

Bruce finally overcomes his emotions and fear of becoming like his father when visiting his mother's graveyard. Bruce reveals the monster to be his father and watches him crumble to pieces. His mother appears and talks the Green and Gray Hulk to combine with Bruce. Bruce makes his final transformation into an idealized form of Bruce Banner/Hulk, later known as, "The Professor."

Impression: 

I thought it was an interesting story about the psychological baggage Bruce carried and it was fun to visually see/read the process (probably helped that they had a psychotherapist on hand). I enjoyed the story and how easy the arc was to follow, yet not feel watered down. It might seem like a simple story, but there was quite a bit of complexity and events in the story that had to be covered in a short span. I loved how it ended with the Hulk, his almost devious smile plastered on his face, saying to Betty, "Honey...I'm Home." It left me wanting to read the next issue, but I have no idea how to find it (I grabbed this one from a 50 cent bin at my local comic book store).

Overall: I'll give it a solid three out of four HULK-SMASHES!

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Let me know your thoughts on this review and if there are any comic books you would like me to review next. You can expect one comic book review a month starting today. I almost have a schedule down, so once I do, I will announce it. Remember, if there is anything you want me to blog about (or if you want to contribute), leave a comment or email me at the contact page. 

-J.J.

What's with the changes?

As some of you may have noticed, there have been a few changes to the site. After the writing conference, I thought about the website and what I wanted to be present on the site. When you pull up the site, you usually saw my first initials and my last name. That's fine, but I felt it was like I was hiding from you. Sure, you can find my name in the About section, but who looks there...right?

So, I put my name out there so there would be no confusion. My name is Jonathan Lahr and I am a writer. Was that too AAA for everyone? Anyway, I digress...

I want to bring all of you quality content, but I feel like every Friday comes around and the content I bring to the table is not enough. Not researched enough or not enough finesse or something.

My goal is to bring you quality content, but I would really like to know: What do you want to see?

I want to keep it in the realm of comics, yet I am not afraid of keeping up with pop culture from time to time. I think a good example of that would have been a review of the new Lego Batman movie (if you haven't gone, I highly recommend it by the way).

GIFs are cinegraphs, except less Spider-man #probably

GIFs are cinegraphs, except less Spider-man #probably

Maybe you want to see GIF's of comic book character, cinegraphs, a unique monthly comic (I don't have great skills though), simple reviews of comic books, or just blog about my life. Not that spectacular, but its something.

All of these ideas and more I am fine with and I will be coming up with some ideas myself, but I would love some input. What is something you would like to see that you don't see on other comic book blogs? Or blogs in general?

So, please leave your thoughts in the comments section below and I will probably do what you suggest (within reason).

Anyways, I hope to come back in a week or two with some new, fresh content for all of you.

-J.J.

 

I am off to meet the writer people...or the wizards...that sounds cooler. Wizards.

Tomorrow I will be attending the 2017 Minnesota Writing Workshop, which I talked about in a previous blog post.

While there, there are three things I want to focus on:

I am here to learn and have a hoot! #horriblepuns

I am here to learn and have a hoot! #horriblepuns

  1. How to pitch my work - I have sent out queries before and had some agents interested in reading partials and fulls, but so far nobody will to take the next step. What I hope to gain at the workshop is improving my pitch skills. At the event, I will be given the opportunity to pitch my novel to an agent and get some feedback. My dream is the agent will be blown away and be biting at the bit to sign me. In reality, it will be a learning experience on how to improve my pitch and potentially add the knowledge to my future query attempts. I prefer the dream, but reality ain't too bad either.
  2. Meeting cool people - That is one huge benefit I hope to take advantage of: Being around other writers. I could learn a lot and make some new friends. You can never have enough writing buddies.
  3. Some basic critiques - I will also be participating in a 10-page critique of my story. Now, I know that might sound weird, considering I'm querying to agents, but I see it as another way to sharpen my work and get an inside look at a professional author/editors idea. The better I can make my story, the more enjoyable it will be for all of you. Win-Win-Win. The third win is for my brother because he wants to win too.

Overall, I am super excited for tomorrow and I hope to learn so much that mind explodes. Obviously not literally or it may take another two or three years for Minnesota to hold another Writer's Digest Writing Workshop.